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Hayden Christensen drops by The View on Monday to chat up his new thriller Awake costarring Jessica Alba. The film delves into the most traumatic case of anesthesia awareness–full consciousness during surgery with pain and explicit recall of intraoperative events. Hayden, 26, also talked about being a ball boy during a match for tennis star […]

Celebrity Porn. Zanessa @ High School Musical 2 DVD Release
Super cute couple Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, in matching leather jackets, arrive at the DVD premiere of Disney’s High School Musical 2 held at LA’s El Capitan Theatre on Monday. The red carpet DVD premiere benefited the Teen Impact Program at the Children’s Hospital in Los Angeles to support adolescents & young adults with cancer. ZANESSA […]

Celebrity Sex. Kanye West breaks down on stage
Kanye West surprised fans on Saturday by performing in Paris only a week after his mother s mysterious death. Kanye had been reclusive and not only skipped the 12th Annual Victoria s Secret fashion show but also his mother s memorial service. But Kanye s emotions got the best of him towards the end of his performance when he attempted to dedicate the song Hey Mama to his late mother, according to People:

“He just cracked,” one attendee tells PEOPLE, “He was at the end of his concert and had just started to dedicate the song and then he just lost it completely.”
“He said the word, ‘Mother’ and just couldn’t go any further,” Le Parisien journalist Meddy Magloire said. “A back-up singer, the DJ and a guitar player came over to console him. It looked like he might collapse. He just couldn’t continue. He just stood there in a spotlight, crying while the band continued playing.”

The audience showed Kanye some love and applauded while shouting words of encouragement:

The band restarted the song, but West left the stage, returning after 10-15 minutes to conclude the concert with a rousing performance of “Stronger.”
“He was very nervous, seemed to have gathered himself up, and had a lot of energy,” Magloire says. “He kept shouting out to the audience, ‘I need you… I need you right now.’ and the public was screaming back. It was magic.”

While I don t condone men crying, I ll let this one slide. Kanye West s mother died and he attempted to dedicate a song to her. That s some emotional stuff, I suppose. I wouldn t know seeing as I have no mother. I was grown in a test tube to battle terrorism and cure cancer. Some people might say that getting drunk at a strip club every morning then playing video games all day is accomplishing neither of these goals. I just have to ask these people, why do you hate America so much? And, also, why can t I find a gentlemen s club with decent Wi-Fi? This one blows and I m pretty sure the chick dancing in front of me has a moustache. Wait, they all have moustaches. And, now that I think about it, Adam s apples, too. Hmm, why is an alarm going off in my head? Oh, I m out of beer. Waitress!

Nude Celebrities. Spice Girls rock Los Angeles?
Who really wants the 2007 version of the Spice Girls? It seems that the five British stars made their reunion debut recently in Los Angeles. According to a report, the Victoria s Secret Fashion Show was the scene for Mel C, Mel B, Geri, Victoria, and Emma to get together and make some annoying music, I […]

Nude Celebrities. Southland Tales!
Junstin Timberlake, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mandy Moore, Sean William Scott and “The Rock” make a wacky new movie!

Celebrity Sex. Heidi Klum might be a plumber
Heidi Klum s dress did a bad/awesome?/I dunno job of covering her ass at the 12th Annual Victoria s Secret Fashion Show last night. As you can tell I m not really sure how I feel about these shots, but I ve decided to share them with you. Maybe because I hate you or maybe because I love you. It all depends on your interpretation of Heidi Klum s ass crack. Actually, I d prefer this instead of those ink blot tests my therapist uses. All I ever see in those things is Hayden Panettiere punching a dinosaur. Yeah, she s mostly mad because my dad ordered us a new mommy from Russia because old mommy didn t understand that scotch gives daddy his superpowers. Which makes sense. Whenever I drink scotch I suddenly develop the uncanny ability to vomit into the dishwasher. I should fight crime.

Celebrity Sex. Rihanna takes her cleavage shopping
Rihanna did a little shopping at the Grove and stopped at Madison, a body piercing and tattoo shop on Melrose, over the weekend. She s also looking crazy hot and sporting some boobage. Now, I know a lot of you are at work trying to stay focused when all you can think about is that four-day weekend coming up. But, hey, I m up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed; scoping out cleavage on a Monday morning. I m a professional, I know. Also, I may have drank an entire wheelbarrow full of coffee. Is it normal for your body to vibrate so fast you travel through time? Because I think I just saw a stegosaurus. Or maybe it was Abe Lincoln. No, wait, it s my penis; Stego-Lincoln. False alarm!

Celebrity Porn. Henry Moder: First Picture of Julia Roberts Son
Check out the first picture of Henry Moder, the son of Julia Roberts and Danny Moder. (Henry is 5-months-old now, but he’s probably younger in the photo.) Julia, 40, also has fraternal twins– daughter Hazel and son Phinnaeus (both almost 3). Julia shared that Hazel and Phinnaeus, were born at 1:21 and 1:22. Then, two and a […]