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Beefcake Ryan Reynolds (sans leading lady Scarlett Johansson) cruises down Melrose Ave in West Hollywood on Wednesday. The 31-year-old Canadian hunk rode a Ducati Paul Smart 1000 Motorcycle. UK movie magazine Empire also recently ranked Ryan as #67 in their list of 100 sexiest stars of all time. Ryan also has a movie coming [...]

Celebrity Sex. Christina Milian wants to wear a bikini, too

R&B singer Christina Milian frolicked in Miami yesterday which wraps up this bikini-clad series of post. Some people ask me how I can look at photos of hot women like Christina for hours on end. I guess it s because I m something of a hero. Sort of like Jesus if he had testicles the size of mountain goats and flew a jetpack.

Celebrity Sex Tapes.Lindsay Lohan’s New Love Interest
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Celebrity Sex. Kelly Brook takes Billy Zane to Bikini-town

British actress Kelly Brook spent yesterday with her boyfriend Billy Zane in the French West Indies. I have to say I admire Billy Zane. Not because Kelly Brook believes sex is a form of daily aerobics, but because he s not afraid to show off his baldness. You see Billy used to rock the completely shaved and shined dome. I guess one day Billy Zane decided he didn t want to look awesome anymore and instead wanted to look like, I dunno, my dad. Wise move, Billy. No one gets action like my old man. And by action I mean DUI s. I think he s up to 10.

Celebrity Sex Tapes.Britney Spears Sex Shop Tantrum Exposed
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Celebrity Sex. UPDATE: Britney Spears somehow not completely screwed in custody battle
Britney Spears surprisingly has one final opportunity to prevent Kevin Federline from gaining permanent custody of their children. Despite skipping yesterday s deposition, if Britney shows up in court later this week and one more time at the end of the month, she ll be able to gain some ground in her custody battle, according to a source for OK! Magazine. Britney will still have representation despite her lawyer filing to be withdrawn:

Turns out, explains another source close to the case, that the legal eagles at the firm of Trope & Trope will likely remain on the case Feb. 4, at which point the court will acknowledge Brit’s new lawyers. “Her lawyers can’t just leave Britney in a lurch,” explains the source. “They must remain on the case until she officially fires them and/or until she find new representation.”

However Kevin s lawyers, along with most of the civilized world, expect Britney to blow off the hearing:

“If she fails to show up,” explains one case insider, “[Kevin's lawyer] Mark Vincent Kaplan will likely ask the judge to award Kevin complete and permanent custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James.”

Meanwhile, Britney Spears opens up her Bratz day planner and gets ready to pencil in her hearing. This time she s going to actually show up and wow that judge. But wait, it looks like she s got something else scheduled at that time. It s written in pink magic marker: Get super laid in a hotel. **Alert pap-pap s be4 hands!! ** Damn, she can t miss that . UPDATE: Apparently Britney’s deposition hearing was today at Kevin’s lawyers office, and she just showed up for it, according to TMZ. Britney Spears actually attended a scheduled meeting. Armageddon is upon us! UPDATE:: TMZ reports Britney Spears left the deposition after 15 minutes. She had showed up over two hours late, but Kevin’s lawyers managed to ask her a few questions and said she was cooperative. At least until she got distracted by a shiny penny then all bets were off.

Celebrity Sex. Elisha Cuthbert starts the New Year in a bikini

Elisha Cuthbert decided to start her New Year in a bikini while hitting the beach in Miami yesterday. I may have said some mean things about Elisha in the past, but it s 2008; time for a fresh start. If Elisha s willing to meet me halfway by wearing a bikini, I m willing to ogle her and think sexy thoughts. I suggested a similar approach to bring peace to the Middle East, but apparently those fat cats in Washington don’t accept proposals written in crayon on a Denny’s placemat. I hate politics.

Celebrity Porn. Jonas Brothers Joins Live Nation
Congrats to the Jonas Brothers for signing a two-year, multi-million dollar worldwide touring deal with live entertainment promoter Live Nation! Jo Bro — Kevin, 20, Joe, 18, and Nick, 15 — will play more than 140 theaters and arenas around the world during the span of the agreement. Their Look Me In The Eyes tour [...]

Celebrity Porn. Diane Keaton: Katie Holmes is Seductive
Mad Money star Diane Keaton dishes on her daughter Dexter (adopted 1996) and son Duke (adopted 2001) as well as costar Katie Holmes and Katie’s daughter Suri. Here are some excerpts from the February issue of Ladies Home Journal, on newsstands January 8th: About Suri Cruise: Suri would come occasionally [to the set of [...]

Celebrity Movie Archive. Paris Hilton to lose Hilton fortune
I’ve heard that before! Anyway according to recent reports with the socialite’s grandfather decided to give 97 per cent of his multibillion dollar fortune to charity. Paris grandfather Barron Hilton, whose worth is estimated at 2.3 billion dollars, is reportedly sad with Paris lifestyle, and after many warnings he has …