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Celebrity Sex. Bai Ling is an idiot
Bai Ling is rejoicing the plea bargain in her Valentine’s Day shoplifting arrest. You know, the one where she got picked up for stealing batteries and two Star magazines for a total of $16.22 and didn’t even try to pay for the shit on the spot. Well, Bai Ling is apparently pleased as hell with the outcome, according to the thumbs-up picture from her blog:

Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes!
I plead guilty today in court to ” DISTURBING THE PEACE “
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!

Except Bai Ling left out the part where she’s getting nailed with a $700 fine for, again, only sixteen bucks worth of crap. The AP reports:

In the plea deal requested by her attorney, she agreed Wednesday to plead guilty to disturbing the peace and to pay a fine and penalties totaling $700, city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said.

What an amazing legal maneuver. The next time I’m in trouble with the law, I’m getting my legal advice from Bai Ling. What’s that? The cops can’t prove it’s me if I leave prints all over the scene? I’m on it! Put my drivers license in the victim’s mouth? Makes sense. I better leave a Post-It with my correct address though. Don’t want them going to the wrong house. Ha! Could you imagine?

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Celebrity Porn. Britney Spears: I m All Tied Up!
Britney Spears is all tied up in a halter top with a white bow around her neck in Los Angeles on Saturday. Brit was out shopping on Hollywood at Off Broadway Shoes. K-Fed, Britney’s ex was recently seen on the golf course with Brit’s dad, Jamie Spears! WHAT DO YOU THINK K-Fed and […]

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Celebrity Porn. Adrian Grenier: Can you hear me now? Good!
Adrian Grenier gabs on his cell as he walks with a friend to breakfast at 101 Coffee Shop in Hollywood on Friday. The Entourage hottie hopped into a cab with his mystery friend after breakfast. Ad’s been keeping busy as he recently was involved in short films entitled Uncomfortable Moments funded by American […]

Celebrity Sex. Jamie Lynn Spears brings her pre-pregnant jailbait-ness to network TV-ness

Jamie Lynn Spears has a guest spot on the upcoming ABC sitcom Miss Guided. A spy for E! News has a quick plot synopsis that will make you want to put a sledge hammer through your television. SPOILER ALERT! For those of you who actually heard of the show before the past 24 hour media barrage:

Becky (the guidance counselor, played by Judy Greer) helps Mandy get into state college, but the substitute Spanish teacher (played by Ashton Kutcher) convinces her not to go because she ll be brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men.
She rewards herself for her decision by hooking up with a second guy, James. By the end of the episode, however, Mandy is back on the college track and back in the car, making out with Michael.

The spy also reports that the Jamie Lynn sucks as an actress, but it sounds like she’s pretty much playing herself - but not pregnant. And she makes out with boys her own age, not fertile Nickelodeon executives. Also she’s in high school and not getting a GED. Okay, so maybe these are big leaps for Jamie Lynn Spears. Huge, giant enormous leaps that frighten and confuse the Jamie Lynn. She probably called Britney for support but all she heard was “munch, munch” and someone in the background yelling “Ha! She thinks it’s candy! Hey, is that a vagina?”