Celeb Movie Archive. Amy Winehouse?s tough childhood (Britney spears download) (Pictures of britney spears’s baby)
April 30th, 2008 by celebflix
Keira gives some gang members a freebie!
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Anna Kournikova Bouncing Around Clip of young Anna bouncing around + a nice downblouse! […]
Celebrity Nude. This Is Not A Joke
Rumer Willis has just been named one of People magazine’s “100 Most Beautiful.” For real. Discuss! [Photo via Getty Images.]
Celebrities. Jamie Lynn Spears to Raise Her Baby in Kentwood, LA (Britney spears hot new photo)
Michelle Trachtenberg Getting It On I would break this chick in half. […]
Britney spears on vacation in hawaii with sons sean preston and jayden james (Beaver britney spears)
Jessica Alba Evening Gown She is such a classic beauty! […]
Celebrity Sex Tapes.Janet Jackson Crush
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Celebrity Movie Archive. Sex And The City: The Movie Posters
New Line Cinema has released two new promotional posters of Sex and the City: The Movie, starring only Sarah Jessica Parker - and also revealed that the will premiere first in London’s Leicester Square on May 12 - two weeks before its much-anticipated debut in New York.
Celebrity Sex Tapes.Ashton Kutcher won’t act with Demi Moore
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Britney (Picture pregnant)
April 28th, 2008 by celebflix
Cameron Diaz & Demi Moore Almost Kiss
I can’t decide who looks better in a bikini.
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Celebrity Sex. Jennifer Lopez to star in her own reality show (Britaney spears pregnant)
April 26th, 2008 by celebflix
A rare and stunning scene of Jessica Alba showing what she really wants.
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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After giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez has obviously lost the will to live. What’s basically the equivalent of laying down and dying, J-Lo has agreed to star in a new reality show for TLC. People reports:
The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and star in the docu-series, which focuses on how Lopez juggles her career including launching a new fragrance with motherhood.
I m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together, said Lopez.
Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience, TLC President, Angela Shapiro-Mathes said in a statement.
While I don’t believe many moms can follow in J-Lo’s footsteps and launch a fragrance line out of their mansion, this show has all kinds of potential. If they reveal the room where Marc Anthony hides his tortilla spaceship, I’m freaking there. Ten bucks says it’s fueled by guacamole. Who’s in? Bill, c’mon, don’t be afraid of some action. You have a gambling addiction? What’s that? Pussy talk for “you have no testicles?” Oh, right, you lost your house in Vegas and your wife left you. Geez, man, I’m sorry. Wait, I’ve got something to cheer you up - Boom! Scratch-off tickets! Who loves ya?
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Celebrity Oops. Angela Bassett Honored with Star on Hollywood s Walk of Fame
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Angela Bassett was honored with a well-deserved star on Hollywood […]
Britney Spears School of Parenting 
Celebrity Porn. Hugh Jackman is Off to the Races
Hugh Jackman and wife Deborra-Lee Furness enjoy the races with about 35,000 others at David Jones AJC Australian Derby Day at the Royal Randwick Racecourse on Saturday in Sydney, Australia. Hugh, 39, was still sporting massive amounts of facial hair as he’s been busy filming his latest movie, X-Men Origins: Wolverine. At the races, the couple […]
Celebrity Sex. Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O’Brien 
I’m a tad perturbed right now. Mostly because for a couple years now I managed to forget that Jimmy Fallon even existed. Today I was smacked in the face with the fact that, not only does his unfunny ass still walk among us, but he’ll be taking over for Conan O’Brien on NBC’s Late Night, according to the AP:
A former regular on “Saturday Night Live,” Fallon, 33, would take over sometime next year as host of the 12:30 a.m. talk show. O’Brien is to replace Jay Leno on NBC’s “Tonight” show, aired at 11:30 p.m. each weeknight….. As long ago as last summer, NBC late-night boss Rick Ludwin was quoted as saying that Fallon “is at the top of our short list.”
Expect violence in America to go up next year. Instead of people asking “Hey, did you see Conan last night?” they’ll now ask “Hey, did you see Jimmy Fallon last night?” Which will of course be answered by a well-deserved toss out our 20th story office window. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Bill. It’s not a crime if I warn you a year in advance. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go rob that bank that I warned back in ‘05. Free money, here I come! UPDATE: So, I’m in jail now. Which isn’t that bad, actually. I just paid Wesley Snipes a pack of smokes to say “Always bet on black.” And, for two packs, he’ll karate kick me in the chest! Shit, had I known prison was this much fun, I would’ve gotten in years ago. Oh, wow, a knife fight! Whee!
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Celebrity Oops. Eddie Van Halen May Be Drinking Again (Brtney spears pics)
April 26th, 2008 by celebflix
This is Grade A+ here folks.
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Is the reason for the Van Halen tour postponement due […]
Celebrity Nude. If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em
Lars Ullrich, the drummer from Metallica, has hinted that they’re thinking of pulling a Radiohead and giving away their material online for free! The Metallica drummer told Rolling Stone magazine, “We’re looking at how we can embrace everything. We want to be as free players as possible. We’ve been observing Radiohead and Trent Reznor (of […]
Naked Celebrities. Deja Vu: Jessica Alba s Baby Name Revealed In Jewelry Store
Wait a minute, didn’t this just happen with Jennifer Lopez? Remember how her twins’ names, Max and Emme, were revealed by a ’shopper‘ who overheard Lopez’s mother ordering engraved baby id bracelets in a New York City jewelry store? Lightning has struck again, this time at a Los Angeles jewelry store, where a ’source’ revealed that […]
Celebrity Oops. Angela Bassett Honored with Star on Hollywood s Walk of Fame
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Angela Bassett was honored with a well-deserved star on Hollywood […]
Celebrity Sex. Ashlee Simpson is milking those pregnancy rumors 
Ashlee Simpson continued to play cute about the rumors that she’s pregnant. You know, the ones that conveniently started spreading around the release of her new album. When asked if she was pregnant on Ellen Degeneres today, Ashlee wouldn’t give a definitive answer. God willing, she’ll be able to milk this until her next mediocre album in 2010. Us Magazine reports:
“Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something because I don t think I do,” before standing up.
Pointing to a photo of Jennifer Lopez, DeGeneres then asked, “You re not going to keep this answer up as long as this woman did….”
Laughing, Simpson replied, “No, I m not. I swear. I promise you that. I give you my pinky on that.”
After the show, Ellen decided to take Ashlee up on her offer and cut off her pinky for collateral. Pete Wentz heroically came to the rescue by whipping out his penis*. This caused Ellen to emit an ear-piercing shriek before changing into a bat and vanishing into the night. For such are the ways of her kind.** *Presence of male genitalia assumed for comedic purposes only. **Some scientists claim lesbians actually change into werewolves. The Superficial will not choose a side in this hotly contested debate until further research is conducted. Preferably in the form of pudding wrestling and/or nude decathlons.
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Celebrity Sex. Wesley Snipes gets 3 years in prison 
Wesley Snipes pretty much decided in 1999 that he’s not going to pay taxes anymore. Considering he was, at the time not so much now, a major movie star the government kind of noticed that he wasn’t paying them a nice chunk of change. Eight years later, hello, welcome to your three prison sentence. Though some are actually calling the trial a victory for Wesley Snipes because he ducked five of the eight charges including felony tax fraud and conspiracy. Wesley, however, made a last minute move to appease the government by cutting them a check for $5 million. It, uh, didn’t work. The AP reports:
So taken aback were prosecutors that they first declined the cash. But by the end of the day, the government took the money and more a maximum three-year sentence for its highest-profile criminal tax target in decades.
“The sentencing court sends the right message to the American taxpayer you’ve got to pay your taxes,” U.S. Attorney Robert O’Neill told reporters outside the usually quiet central Florida courthouse. “Rich, poor, it doesn’t matter. We all pay our taxes.”
Even stranger is the fact that, afterwards, Wesley Snipes was actually smiling outside the courthouse and flashing the peace sign. Somebody needs to explain to Blade that he’s going to jail where his fellow inmates will pretend his ass is a vampire and you guys can do the math on what they’ll use for a wooden stake. Answer key at the bottom. Please show your work. Answer Key: X = The square root of a whole lotta butt sex.
Celebrity Oops. Heather Mills to Host Miss USA Pageant
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Celebrity Sex Tapes.Mark Wahlberg on Baby No 3
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Celebrity Sex. Ashlee Simpson is milking those pregnancy rumors (Briney spears videos)
April 25th, 2008 by celebflix
Natalie walking around the house hot pants. Sweet!
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Ashlee Simpson continued to play cute about the rumors that she’s pregnant. You know, the ones that conveniently started spreading around the release of her new album. When asked if she was pregnant on Ellen Degeneres today, Ashlee wouldn’t give a definitive answer. God willing, she’ll be able to milk this until her next mediocre album in 2010. Us Magazine reports:
“Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something because I don t think I do,” before standing up.
Pointing to a photo of Jennifer Lopez, DeGeneres then asked, “You re not going to keep this answer up as long as this woman did….”
Laughing, Simpson replied, “No, I m not. I swear. I promise you that. I give you my pinky on that.”
After the show, Ellen decided to take Ashlee up on her offer and cut off her pinky for collateral. Pete Wentz heroically came to the rescue by whipping out his penis*. This caused Ellen to emit an ear-piercing shriek before changing into a bat and vanishing into the night. For such are the ways of her kind.** *Presence of male genitalia assumed for comedic purposes only. **Some scientists claim lesbians actually change into werewolves. The Superficial will not choose a side in this hotly contested debate until further research is conducted. Preferably in the form of pudding wrestling and/or nude decathlons.
Celebrity Oops. Angela Bassett Honored with Star on Hollywood s Walk of Fame
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Angela Bassett was honored with a well-deserved star on Hollywood […]
Celebrity Sex. Jennifer Lopez to star in her own reality show
After giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez has obviously lost the will to live. What’s basically the equivalent of laying down and dying, J-Lo has agreed to star in a new reality show for TLC. People reports:
The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and star in the docu-series, which focuses on how Lopez juggles her career including launching a new fragrance with motherhood.
I m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together, said Lopez.
Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience, TLC President, Angela Shapiro-Mathes said in a statement.
While I don’t believe many moms can follow in J-Lo’s footsteps and launch a fragrance line out of their mansion, this show has all kinds of potential. If they reveal the room where Marc Anthony hides his tortilla spaceship, I’m freaking there. Ten bucks says it’s fueled by guacamole. Who’s in? Bill, c’mon, don’t be afraid of some action. You have a gambling addiction? What’s that? Pussy talk for “you have no testicles?” Oh, right, you lost your house in Vegas and your wife left you. Geez, man, I’m sorry. Wait, I’ve got something to cheer you up - Boom! Scratch-off tickets! Who loves ya?
Celebrity Sex. Mariah Carey: I’d feel ‘violated’ having a kid 
Mariah Carey’s biological clock may be ticking (She’s almost 40. Eww!), but she’s in no rush to procreate. Despite having all the ample body parts to do so. Wait, almost 40. Bad penis! NY Daily News reports:
“I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it.”
Carey said having children would leave her feeling “violated… I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am. You gotta take care of yourself,” she said. “You have to try and stay pretty, you know.”
You have to try and stay pretty. Amen, sister! You are preaching to the choir. Beautiful people like us don’t need no kids getting up in our business making us look all ugly and shit. Nuh uh. Everyone thinks looks grow on a tree and you can just, I dunno, have a kid then go out back and pick some more good looks. It doesn’t work like that. And not because I cut down this magical tree and kept it alive in my basement. That has nothing to do with it whatsoever. Now, excuse me, I’m running low on Miracle-Gro. *looks in mirror* Mmm, gorgeousy. Thanks to Gabriella who was grown in a sexy orchard - tended by supermodel elves. True story.
Celebrity Oops. Patrick Swayze s Mom Speaks
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Celebrity Sex. Emma Watson unleashes some crotch wizardry (Spears and baby and picture)
April 24th, 2008 by celebflix
Jessica Biel dances and shakes that great ass for a total of 1 minute!
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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These are a few days old and I tried to avoid them, but after a barrage of e-mails, I realized you guys are cuckoo for some Emma “Hi, I just turned 18 this weekend when these pics were taken” Watson vagina action. For those of you who don’t know who Emma is, she plays Hermoine in the family-friendly Harry Potter films. For you male Potter fans out there, I’m sure this is your first look at a vagina. If you’re frightened, don’t feel bad about running back to your broomsticks. There’s just something about those long hard objects that just feels right to you, isn’t there? It’s okay, nobody’s judging you. Which is more than I can say to anybody that actually clicks to the uncensored pics. NOTE: First three pics are NSFW because of the vagina magic.
Celebrity Oops. Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge Engaged
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Britney Spears - Break The Ice 
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Celebrity Sex. Jennifer Lopez to star in her own reality show
After giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez has obviously lost the will to live. What’s basically the equivalent of laying down and dying, J-Lo has agreed to star in a new reality show for TLC. People reports:
The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and star in the docu-series, which focuses on how Lopez juggles her career including launching a new fragrance with motherhood.
I m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together, said Lopez.
Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience, TLC President, Angela Shapiro-Mathes said in a statement.
While I don’t believe many moms can follow in J-Lo’s footsteps and launch a fragrance line out of their mansion, this show has all kinds of potential. If they reveal the room where Marc Anthony hides his tortilla spaceship, I’m freaking there. Ten bucks says it’s fueled by guacamole. Who’s in? Bill, c’mon, don’t be afraid of some action. You have a gambling addiction? What’s that? Pussy talk for “you have no testicles?” Oh, right, you lost your house in Vegas and your wife left you. Geez, man, I’m sorry. Wait, I’ve got something to cheer you up - Boom! Scratch-off tickets! Who loves ya?
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Celebrity Porn. American Idol 7 Who Got Kicked Off? (Spears and baby pictures)
April 24th, 2008 by celebflix
Nice look at the booty that never quits!
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Click inside to find out which contestant got kicked off of tonight s American Idol Video links inside…
Celebrity Sex. Tila Tequila [insert witty alcohol-related joke here] 
Does anyone remember Tila Tequila? You know, the lovable Asian leprechaun stripper who failed to find love on the first season of her reality show and, oh phooey, now has to take another - wait for it - Shot at Love. Contestants were surprised last season by the twist that Tila was looking for love whether it came with a wang-a-dang or a va-jay-jay (Technical terms.) but now everyone knows what’s up and it’s going to get freaky, according to NY Daily News:
“Since everyone already knew, I was a lot more guarded and aware of who was there for me and not just trying to be on TV,” said Tequila of the new season. “Their parents also already knew about the premise of the show, so they were a lot crazier, too.
Tequila and the last four remaining contestants in the competition make home visits to the contestants’ parents. “Like, moms were making out, but it was fun!” said Tequila.
Tila just wants to find somebody’s whose “real” this time around. Which is ironic for a chick who pretends to be bi-sexual and had a serious boyfriend during the whole first season. Just sayin’:
“I just want someone who’s chill,” she said. “Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don’t confuse it with mine. When I do my job, I want to come home to another world, an escape with someone else, and do something totally different.”
While “moms were making out” is a staple for any good TV show, I think I’ll pass on this season. Or at least try to. I gotta admit, I did watch Rock of Love 2. I’m sort of a sucker for shows where strippers talk about their feelings and it doesn’t cost me $20 or, that one time, the deed to my house. Curse you, Misty Melons! I should’ve known it wasn’t your first day when you said you grew up during the Depression. But, nooo, someone had to make Jager so goddamn delicious. I’ll bet it was Jesus. Video of Tila on a lingerie-clad rampage after the jump. Because, eh, why not?
Celebrity Porn. Rumer Willis for Wal-Mart s Op Brand
Young Hollywood stars Rumer Willis, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian, Josie Maran, Pete Wentz, Corbin Bleu and Wilmer Valderrama team up for Wal-Mart’s newest ad campaign for the spring/summer launch of Op. Rumer said, “When you think of LA and the classic surfer beach vibe, you think of Op. The Op collection does a great job representing […]
Celebrity Sex. Kelly Brook dumped by idiot Billy Zane 
Billy Zane just doomed himself to a lonely, bald existence after calling off the engagement to British actress/model Kelly Brook. Think of her as an English Kim Kardashian. But, you know, healthy and not walking a razor’s edge towards morbid obesity. Us Magazine reports:
“We can confirm that Kelly and Billy have split,” Brook’s manager, John Fowler, tells Usmagazine.com.
Brook wasn t wearing her engagement ring at a TV awards show on Sunday, according to British reports.
Okay, how do you ditch a girl like Kelly? She A.) thinks sex is a form of aerobics and B.) is practically a nudist. Wow, I mean, Kelly, if you’re reading this, I would totally appreciate all your wonderful talents. I’d think you’d find me a kind, considerate, gentlemanly suitor whose attentive to a woman’s needs. So, that said, visit me at my personal website **** I BANG LIMEYS DOT COM for good time romance of the heart. See there you!
Celebrity Sex Tapes.KT Tunstall Slams ‘Fame Hungry’ Victoria Beckham
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Celebrity Sex Tapes.Katherine Heigl’s proposal pressure
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Naked Celebrities. Tori Spelling Has Another Baby On The Way
It seems like only yesterday when the Hollywood and New York hype machines were in overdrive for the arrival of Tori Spelling’s first child, Liam, now aged 1. Not surprising, since media coverage of that celebrity birth reached a nausea-inducing pitch. Here we go again. Spelling, and husband Dean McDermott, are now expecting a baby girl, […]
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Britney Spears (Brinty spears.com)
April 23rd, 2008 by celebflix
More nudity of Angelina, but this time caught up in a nasty sex romp.
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Daniel Edwards sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth 
Celebrity Sex. Britney Spears wants script approval 
While I posted yesterday that the surprisingly decent looking Britney Spears is reprising her role on How I Met Your Mother, it turns out it’s not exactly a done deal. The hold up? Britney wants script approval. Wait, she’s reading now? And, wow, game over, world. Revelations is at hand! REPENT! Us Magazine reports:
The source adds: No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment.”
Can you imagine the poor writer who has to take script notes from Britney Spears? And by script notes I mean the half-eaten chicken wing stapled to Page 2. I can just see the meltdown on set: “Y’alls, I specifically said I wanted this scene to include a medium-spicy chicken wing! Did you not get my notes? I can’t work under these conditions. I’m going over to the CSI set.” *kicks open studio door* “Hey! I’m the killer, y’alls!”
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Celebrity Sex. Minnie Driver reveals her baby’s daddy (Britey spears pictures)
April 23rd, 2008 by celebflix
Jessica Simpson looks really cold in her wet white t-shirt!
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Minnie Driver has finally revealed the father of her baby ending weeks of speculation. If you’re like me, you’ve had many sleepless nights wondering just what nefarious foe allowed his sperm to join with Minnie Driver’s egg. At long last, the mystery is over. People reports:
“It’s the Easter bunny,” she joked to PEOPLE at An Evening with The Riches at The Paley Center for Media on Friday night. “I’ve never had sex,” she said with a sly grin as she gestured to her belly.
For those of you playing the home game, “Easter bunny” is code for Criss Angel’s penis which is hollow, made of white chocolate and usually gets thrown on the ground because you specifically asked for Cadbury Creme Eggs, mom. True story.
Britney spears on vacation in hawaii with sons sean preston and jayden james 
Celebrity Sex. Tila Tequila [insert witty alcohol-related joke here] Does anyone remember Tila Tequila? You know, the lovable Asian leprechaun stripper who failed to find love on the first season of her reality show and, oh phooey, now has to take another - wait for it - Shot at Love. Contestants were surprised last season by the twist that Tila was looking for love whether it came with a wang-a-dang or a va-jay-jay (Technical terms.) but now everyone knows what’s up and it’s going to get freaky, according to NY Daily News:
“Since everyone already knew, I was a lot more guarded and aware of who was there for me and not just trying to be on TV,” said Tequila of the new season. “Their parents also already knew about the premise of the show, so they were a lot crazier, too.
Tequila and the last four remaining contestants in the competition make home visits to the contestants’ parents. “Like, moms were making out, but it was fun!” said Tequila.
Tila just wants to find somebody’s whose “real” this time around. Which is ironic for a chick who pretends to be bi-sexual and had a serious boyfriend during the whole first season. Just sayin’:
“I just want someone who’s chill,” she said. “Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don’t confuse it with mine. When I do my job, I want to come home to another world, an escape with someone else, and do something totally different.”
While “moms were making out” is a staple for any good TV show, I think I’ll pass on this season. Or at least try to. I gotta admit, I did watch Rock of Love 2. I’m sort of a sucker for shows where strippers talk about their feelings and it doesn’t cost me $20 or, that one time, the deed to my house. Curse you, Misty Melons! I should’ve known it wasn’t your first day when you said you grew up during the Depression. But, nooo, someone had to make Jager so goddamn delicious. I’ll bet it was Jesus. Video of Tila on a lingerie-clad rampage after the jump. Because, eh, why not?
Celebrity Oops. Jamie Lynn Spears to Raise Her Baby in Kentwood, LA
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Celebrity Sex Tapes.Johnny Knoxville divorced
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Celebrity Porn. American Idol 7: Top 6 CALL NOW!
Theme of the week: Andrew Lloyd Weber Songs CALL NOW!! 1 866 43657 ## Syesha Mercado - “One Rock N’ Roll Too Many” (Dial 01, Watch here) Jason Castro - “Memory” (Dial 02, Watch here) Brooke White - “You Must Love Me” (Dial 03, Watch here) David Archuleta - “Think of Me” (Dial 04, Watch here) Carly Smithson - “Jesus Christ […]
Le Star Magazine - December 31, 2030 - Britney Spears and Paris Hilton - Hard Partying Grannies!!! 
Celebrity Oops. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to be Made into Two Movies
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. The final Harry Potter book will be split into two […]
Celebrity Sex. Britney Spears returning to sitcom 
Britney Spears (Looking abnormally fee-double-izz-ine in these pics. Good on you, Bally Fitness.) will reprise her role on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother in spite of Neil Patrick Harris’ cries against stunt casting. Britney’s cameo provided record ratings for CBS. People reports:
The show is ecstatic and so is Britney, a source said. She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back. It was a mutual decision to work together more.
The singer/actress will do one episode, the source says.
What exciting events could unfold? Will Britney’s character find true love with Ted? Or will she flash her cooch further cementing Doogie Howser’s fear of the female vagina? All this and more on a very special episode of How I Met Your Mother Surprise She’s a Mail-Order Bride and You’re Adopted.
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Celebrity Oops. Angela Bassett Honored with Star on Hollywood s Walk of Fame (Four hotel season)
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Looks like Drew is smuggling raisins under her white shirt!
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Britney puts on makeup in the A.M. wearing a see through green shirt.
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Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Angela Bassett was honored with a well-deserved star on Hollywood […]
Celebrity Sex. Rob Lowe’s ex-nanny goes on PR blitz 
Rob Lowe’s former nanny Jessica Gibson (above with high-powered attorney Gloria Allred) has definitely secured herself some good PR representation. Her family has been all over the media the past two days singing her praises and accusing the Lowe’s of overworking Jessica. Apparently Jessica’s half-sister Jamie helped Jessica land the job with the Lowe’s, according to their father who spoke to People this morning:
“I’m sure [Jamie] thinks if only she could go back and change things she would. But, she can’t there’s no point regretting the past,” says Jim Gibson. “No one in the family wants her to think that way. What’s done is done.
“She was happy to get out of there. She couldn’t take it anymore. Nothing really bad happened like it did with Jessie, but Jamie was overworked and couldn’t stand it,” he says.
I still have my doubts about this whole thing. Especially when Jessica sits there smiling like an idiot on MSNBC and looks like she’s auditioning for American Idol. But there could be some truth to this, who knows? In the meantime though, I’m hearing word that Jessica’s past is about to catch up with her as she’s a bit of a party girl and has a taste for older dudes. And by hearing word I mean I read it on TMZ this morning. Woodward and Bernstein, I just made you look like bitches. WHA-POW! Video of Jessica’s MSNBC interview after the jump for those who missed it.
Celebrity Porn. Ben Barnes & William Moseley Hug it Out
William Moseley puts the squeeze on his costar Ben Barnes at the Prince Caspian Panel Preview at The New York ComicCon convention on Saturday at the IGN Theater inside NYC’s Jacob Javitz Center. The British pair was joined on the panel by by producer Mark Johnson and actor Peter Dinklage. Barnes, 26, plays the title […]
Britney spears on vacation in hawaii with sons sean preston and jayden james (Beaver britney spears)
Jessica Alba Evening Gown She is such a classic beauty! […]
^uk^ Britney goes wild (Britney no pantie pic spears)
Salma Hayek looking Gorgeous This is Grade A+ here folks. […]
Celebrity Oops. CoCo s Birthday Party
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Lordy that Ice-T and Coco make a classy couple don’t […]
Celebrity Sex. Katie Holmes + Tom Cruise = Trial separation 4ever 
Katie Holmes wants to move to New York City with Suri - but not Tom. She’s been offered a role in the Broadway revival of All My Sons and doesn’t want Tom ass-raping her theater career like he did with her film career. Star reports:
“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away,” an insider tells Star. “There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie or Suri out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her.”
Further, the couple’s tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late.
“Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri,” says an insider. “He has a lot of rules, and there’s conflict.”
The Superficial has obtained some of Tom’s rules for Suri. Many Bothans died bringing us this information. God, they suck at espionage…: 1. Hugs require an E-meter reading of Clear. After that it’s $1,000 for a hug and an additional $500 for a “How’s daddy little girl?” An “I love you” is $750. No personal checks. 2. When Uncle John calls, tell him Daddy is in the shower watching Battlefield Earth. Promptly let him in upon his arrival. He’ll be in a hurry. 3. Please stay within 100 yards of Daddy. Otherwise the bomb I inserted at birth will go off. Because he hearts his little L. Ron clone-princess! Smooches!
Britney Spears - Gimme More [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (Hot britney spears pic)
Salma Hayek Stripping If I saw her at the strip club, I would be broke! […]
Celeb Movie Archive. Amy Wineh- NO! And I?m blind. Good game, sight. (Britney spears flash)
Jennifer Love Hewitt Scene I would love to switch places with this lucky dude! […]
Nickelback Rockstar Spoof - Popstar Britney Spears VMA (Britney spears sexy)
Jessica Alba Evening Gown She is such a classic beauty! […]
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