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Celebrity Porn.Rose McGowan is Foot Cast Fancy
Rose McGowan rocks out her foot cast at the Dolce and Gabanna party at Baoli, Port Canto during the 2008 Cannes Film Festival on Friday in Cannes, France. Apparently the 34-year-old former Charmed star was running downstairs to meet her trainer and broke her left foot. “I thought I’d kept my trainer waiting too long downstairs, [...]

Celebrity Porn.Marcia Cross is in the Red Again!
Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross, aka Bree Hodge, returns to her luscious, long red locks as she shops with husband Tom Mahoney at the Blue Planet store in Brentwood Gardens, Los Angeles on Saturday. Looks like Marcia’s brunette bob she was sporting on Friday was just a wig! Marcia, 46, and Tom, 49, celebrate their two-year wedding [...]

Celebrity Sex.Denise Richards: Charlie Sheen’s sperm is ‘tranny-infested’

Denise Richards is taking advantage of the news vacuum created by the 3-Day Weekend and opening her mouth to anyone in the press that will listen. This time around, it’s Page Six who has the scoop on Charlie Sheen’s sperm:

Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”

And then, like any good divorcee, Denise continued rambling about her interactions with Charlie:

“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.”

I don’t want to call this press barrage brilliant marketing for Denise’s show – because it’s not. I’ve now gone from having zero interest in her show to wanting to break into anyone’s house that’s watching it and drown their TV in the tub. It’s actually a pretty feasible aspiration as long as those five people* live close to each other. Also, I’m not even bothering to stop Denise herself from watching. Are you kidding me? She’s infected with tranny-sperm. Eww! Gross! *Margin of error +/- 5. But mostly -.

Celebrity Sex.Juliette Lewis in a bikini because, eh, why not?

Years ago, I swore a sacred oath to always post pictures of chicks in bikinis regardless of race, age or booblessness. You see, my father before me was a bikini poster. And his father before him. And so on and so forth through the Superficial lineage. Our sacred tradition dates all the way back to Krog the Cave Poster who was revered as a pioneer in his tribe. Until one day, fire shot out of his cock forcing the elders to deem Krog a wizard. He was fed to a woolly mammoth but not before passing on his bikini sharing skills to his son: Sir Jesus From The Bible Christ Superficial. True story.

Celebrity Oops.Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge Engaged
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Well…at least you won’t have to call the baby illegitimate. [...]

Celebrity Sex.Jenna Jameson thinks she’s Angelina Jolie

Jenna Jameson fancies herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Frankly, I’m surprised they’re not twin sisters. Who knew? Anyway, Jenna, who is way younger than her face and duck lips suggest, is ready to become a walking baby factory, according to Us Magazine:

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!”

Baby #1: Mommy, where did all your money come from? Jenna Jameson: DAMMIT, CALL ME ANGELINA! Tito, your kid’s acting up again. Tito Ortiz: Tito punch! Oh yeah, this’ll go well.

Celebrity Porn.Gwen Stefani and Her Bakery Boys
Gavin Rossdale runs some errands in Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon with pregnant wife Gwen Stefani and their song Kingston, who turns 2 on Monday. The fashion-forward family stopped at La Brea Bakery for a bite to eat and then headed over to Surfas Restaurant Supply store. Gwen and Gavin then received a police escort [...]

Celebrity Sex.Jessica Simpson – wait for it – IN A BIKINI!

Jessica Simpson headed off to Mexico with her mom and dad after Ashlee’s weekend wedding. Fortunately, the paparazzi followed her and managed to catch Jessica, I do not shitteth upon thee, giving herself a breast exam and chilling in a bikini. On the flip-side, these pics are a little grainy, so you’ll have to use your imagination like I am. Right now Jessica Simpson is covering her ample bosom with suntan lotion while Snarf from ThunderCats watches. And, oh, hey, here comes Ariel the Little Mermaid with some pudding. Ha ha! I smell food fight. Snarf, that’d be your cue to leave. This is man business.