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Here’s British singer Heidi Range of Sugababes (I have no clue.) at Miami Beach with her sister Hayley. Apparently Heidi feels she needs constant security while wearing a bikini. That’s pretty narcissistic of somebody I had to look up on Wikipedia and is rocking the Kim Kardashian sarong maneuver. I mean, really, nobody needs a bodyguard while they’re at the beach. Except me and because of the jellyfish.

Celebrity Sex.Heather Mills’ publicist quits after being called ’stupid’

Heather Mills, the gold-digging ex-wife of Paul McCartney, is a bitch to work for. After four years, her publicist Michelle Elyzabeth quit working for the, uh, whatever the hell Heather does, and had the following to say to Extra:

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.” I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again.
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

Oh, sweet, Heather Mills doesn’t have a publicist anymore so I can say whatever I want about her and nobody will refute my claims. I don’t want to get too carried away though. Better start off small; okay, got it: Heather Mills’ leg planned 9/11. He shoots; he scores!

Celebrity Porn.Rachel Bilson is a Pooper Scooper
Rachel Bilson walks her dog, Thurmen Murmen, and carries around a poop bag like a good dog owner on Sunday in LA. The 26-year-old former O.C. starlet didn’t do much to fix her hair before walking her dog that morning. Rachel appears in the latest ad campaign for her junior sportswear line, Edie Rose for DKNY […]

Celebrity Sex.Christian Bale’s sister asked him for $200,000 the night of the ‘assault’
Christian Bale’s sister reportedly asked him for 100,000 (roughly $200,000) to help support her children. When he said “No,” she decided to make some remarks about his wife causing a confrontation that, according to The Sun, did include “pushing and shoving”:

Legal sources told The Sun the women said sister Sharon needed 100,000 to help her bring up her three children. They said Bale, 34, snubbed the plea and a row flared in his suite at the Dorchester Hotel in London s West End. Welsh-born Bale was alleged to have pushed and shoved mum Jenny, 61, and Sharon, 41.
Both Jenny and Sharon are terribly upset over what happened. They did not want any publicity and the last thing they wanted to do was wreck his premiere evening. But they say he bullied them.

Here’s what really happened: Christian Bale’s sister asked him for money. He said “How ’bout a check in the amount of ‘I hate you.’?” She called his wife a “hose beast” prompting him to drive over her face with the insane looking Batcycle above. Then Superman showed up, and they all ate sandwiches. The End. WINNER: MOST BELIEVABLE VERSION YET!

Celebrity Porn.Dita Von Teese is Just Peachy
Dita von Teese is peachy pretty at the Cartier Marquee Tent during the Cartier International Polo held at Guards Polo Club on Sunday in Great Windsor Park, England. The 35-year-old burlesque queen continued to bring back the “crescent fingernails” trend. Basically, your manicurist paints your fingernails a certain color (red, in Dita’s case) but leaves […]