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Here’s British singer Heidi Range of Sugababes (I have no clue.) at Miami Beach with her sister Hayley. Apparently Heidi feels she needs constant security while wearing a bikini. That’s pretty narcissistic of somebody I had to look up on Wikipedia and is rocking the Kim Kardashian sarong maneuver. I mean, really, nobody needs a bodyguard while they’re at the beach. Except me and because of the jellyfish.

Celebrity Oops.Jamie Lynn Spears to Raise Her Baby in Kentwood, LA
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Celebrity Sex.Eva Mendes wears lingerie for Calvin Klein

Eva Mendes in lingerie is just brilliant marketing for any product under the sun. She could be in an ad campaign for Industrial Strength Penis Melter, and I’d pour it on my cereal. I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but I’m sure it’s something along the lines of “The Superficial Writer is a national treasure.”

Celebrity Sex Tapes.Brad Pitt Threatens Lawsuit Over Paparazzi Photos

Celebrity Sex.Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt’s house invaded by ninja paparazzi (No joke.)
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s French chateau was invaded by camo-wearing paparazzi. The two men Rambo’d their way onto the grounds - only to get their shit wrecked by Pitt-Jolie security guards. BOFF! POW! CAMERA IN THE ASS! The AP reports:

Police spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot said Friday the two photographers were wearing camouflage clothes. She said police officers took them and the two guards in for questioning after Thursday’s bust-up at the Jolie-Pitt family’s Miraval estate.
Poupot said she didn’t know how long the paparazzi had been on the chateau grounds or further details about the “altercation with the guards.”
“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out,” she said.

Seriously, no offense to Brad and Angelina, but what is so goddamn special about getting photos of their babies? Just take a picture of some newborns at the hospital AND NOBODY WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. Is there something someone’s not telling me? Do these kids have tails? No, wait, unicorn horns! I bet that’s it; holy shit, yes! Where’s my camo paint? UPDATE: Mission aborted. Lost a leg in the piranha pit after Maddox punched me in. Though it was pretty funny when he said “You cheat, Dr. Jones!” Best $5 I ever spent - until all the leg eating.