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Celebrity Sex. Tila Tequila [insert witty alcohol-related joke here]
Does anyone remember Tila Tequila? You know, the lovable Asian leprechaun stripper who failed to find love on the first season of her reality show and, oh phooey, now has to take another – wait for it – Shot at Love. Contestants were surprised last season by the twist that Tila was looking for love whether it came with a wang-a-dang or a va-jay-jay (Technical terms.) but now everyone knows what’s up and it’s going to get freaky, according to NY Daily News:

“Since everyone already knew, I was a lot more guarded and aware of who was there for me and not just trying to be on TV,” said Tequila of the new season. “Their parents also already knew about the premise of the show, so they were a lot crazier, too.
Tequila and the last four remaining contestants in the competition make home visits to the contestants’ parents. “Like, moms were making out, but it was fun!” said Tequila.

Tila just wants to find somebody’s whose “real” this time around. Which is ironic for a chick who pretends to be bi-sexual and had a serious boyfriend during the whole first season. Just sayin’:

“I just want someone who’s chill,” she said. “Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don’t confuse it with mine. When I do my job, I want to come home to another world, an escape with someone else, and do something totally different.”

While “moms were making out” is a staple for any good TV show, I think I’ll pass on this season. Or at least try to. I gotta admit, I did watch Rock of Love 2. I’m sort of a sucker for shows where strippers talk about their feelings and it doesn’t cost me $20 or, that one time, the deed to my house. Curse you, Misty Melons! I should’ve known it wasn’t your first day when you said you grew up during the Depression. But, nooo, someone had to make Jager so goddamn delicious. I’ll bet it was Jesus. Video of Tila on a lingerie-clad rampage after the jump. Because, eh, why not?

Celebrity Porn. Rumer Willis for Wal-Mart s Op Brand
Young Hollywood stars Rumer Willis, Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian, Josie Maran, Pete Wentz, Corbin Bleu and Wilmer Valderrama team up for Wal-Mart’s newest ad campaign for the spring/summer launch of Op. Rumer said, “When you think of LA and the classic surfer beach vibe, you think of Op. The Op collection does a great job representing [...]

Celebrity Sex. Kelly Brook dumped by idiot Billy Zane

Billy Zane just doomed himself to a lonely, bald existence after calling off the engagement to British actress/model Kelly Brook. Think of her as an English Kim Kardashian. But, you know, healthy and not walking a razor’s edge towards morbid obesity. Us Magazine reports:

“We can confirm that Kelly and Billy have split,” Brook’s manager, John Fowler, tells Usmagazine.com.
Brook wasn t wearing her engagement ring at a TV awards show on Sunday, according to British reports.

Okay, how do you ditch a girl like Kelly? She A.) thinks sex is a form of aerobics and B.) is practically a nudist. Wow, I mean, Kelly, if you’re reading this, I would totally appreciate all your wonderful talents. I’d think you’d find me a kind, considerate, gentlemanly suitor whose attentive to a woman’s needs. So, that said, visit me at my personal website **** I BANG LIMEYS DOT COM for good time romance of the heart. See there you!

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Naked Celebrities. Tori Spelling Has Another Baby On The Way
It seems like only yesterday when the Hollywood and New York hype machines were in overdrive for the arrival of Tori Spelling’s first child, Liam, now aged 1. Not surprising, since media coverage of that celebrity birth reached a nausea-inducing pitch. Here we go again. Spelling, and husband Dean McDermott, are now expecting a baby girl, [...]